Great jokes guys
Three handsome dogs were walking down the street, when they saw a beautiful Poodle coming towards them. They started bickering about who was going to ask her out, but when she approached she had a different plan.
The Poodle decided that she wanted a man who had brains, not just good looks... so she told them that she'd go out with who-ever thought of the most imaginative sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'.
The Labrador Retriever immediately exclaimed, "I love
liver and cheese!"
The Poodle replied, "Boring... next!"
The Cocker Spaniel tentatively tried, "I hate
liver and cheese?"
"You're ridiculous!", said the Poodle.
Finally the little Chihuahua had his turn. He winked at the lady, then turned to his buddies and announced, "Liv'er alone - cheese mine!!!"