Quick, get out of bed, it's Fido's Birthday. He needs to open his gifts, get the cake, go for that special Birthday groom at the local parlour, and revel in his day of celebration. Or does he? Aren't we just being selfish, and using Fido, who has no voice to object to our actions, as the target of our sentimentality? Wouldn't Fido just rather be respected as a dog? Or does he really love that it's his Birthday? Some people think so. Are you one of them?