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Hayley Thompson

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I just searched for a funny poem to cheer you up Zack and this is what I found, sometimes I think we all have these kinds of days with our pups and I thought it was quite cute, so hopefully it might cheer you up!

My Dog He Is An Ugly Dog

Submitted by: Tikiscraper​
Author: Jack Prelutsky
My dog, he is an ugly dog​
He’s put together all wrong​
His legs are much too long.​
My dog, he is a scruffy dog​
He’s missing clumps of hair​
His face is quite ridiculous​
His tail is scarcely there.​
My dog, he is a dingy dog​
His fur is full of fleas​
He sometimes smells like dirty socks​
He sometimes smell like cheese.​
My dog, he is a noisy dog​
He’s hardly ever still​
He barks at almost anything​
His voice is loud and shrill​
My dog, he is a stupid dog​
His mind is slow and thick​
He’s never learned to catch a ball​
He cannot fetch a stick.​
My dog, he is a greedy dog​
He eats enough for three​
His belly bulges to the ground​
He is the dog for me.​
 
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