Thread For Funny Stuff About Dogs/humor Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic & Chit Chat' started by tigerlily46514, Apr 23, 2011.

  1. Dogster Honored Member

    OMG, HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

  2. bekah1001 Honored Member

    I always say sorry when I accidently hit my dogs.

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  3. tigerlily46514 Honored Member

    i do that!! :ROFLMAO: well, i don't run after my dog, but, whole family has same weird sounding whiney remark, "ohhh, pooor babyyyy, i'm sorrrryyyyy" (which, honestly, my dog probably does NOT appreciate:LOL: ) that we say if we step on him or something.
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  4. Sara Carson Experienced Member

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  5. Anneke Honored Member

    :D:oops:Same here... Don't run after them, but I always appologize for accidantal stepping on tails, paws, or hitting...
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  6. Dogster Honored Member

    LOL, I do that.:whistle::ROFLMAO: Well, I don't run after her.
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  7. Dogster Honored Member

    Uh huh, yep, I do that.:whistle::ROFLMAO:
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  8. dogcrazy Experienced Member

    :ROFLMAO: i so do that!!!
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  9. tigerlily46514 Honored Member

    CUTE photo, eh?

    dog window.jpg

    ^IT BE FUN TO "CAPTION" that photo, eh?
  10. tigerlily46514 Honored Member

    Why dogs are
    Better than a Wife:

    1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
    2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    3. Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.
    4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
    5. A dog's parents never visit.
    6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
    7. Dogs can't talk.
    8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
    9. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
    10. Dogs like to go hunting.
    11. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
    12. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.
    13. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
    14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
    15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
    16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
    17. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
    18. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.
    19. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
    20. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

    Why dogs are
    Better than a Husband:

    1.Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
    2.Dogs miss you when you're gone.
    3.You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
    4.Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
    5.Dogs admit when they're jealous.
    6.Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
    7.You can train a dog.
    8.You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
    9.Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
    10.Dogs understand what "no" means
    11.Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
    12.Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
    13.You can force a dog to take a bath.
    14.Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
    15.Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
    16.Dogs admit it when they're lost.
    17.Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
    18.Dogs take care of their own needs.
    19.Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
    20.Dogs are nice to your relatives.
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