Start The Weekend With A Laugh :-)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic & Chit Chat' started by Puppylove, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Puppylove Well-Known Member

    It's Saturday!! :D Have a good weekend everybody!!

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  2. Dogster Honored Member

    Oooh, hahahahaha
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  5. bekah1001 Honored Member

    omg lol!!!
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  10. Ripleygirl Experienced Member

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Golden Retriever:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
    Border Collie:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    Make me.
    Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
    Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
    Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    Cocker Spaniel:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    Doberman Pinscher:
    While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
    Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
    Irish Wolfhound:
    Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.
    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
    It isn't moving. Who cares?
    Australian Shepherd:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
    Old English Sheep Dog:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    German Shepard:
    Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
    Hound Dog:
    Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
  11. Dogster Honored Member

    Shivon is totally the greyhoud:rolleyes::LOL:
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  13. southerngirl Honored Member

    Even though Missy is Border Collie/Lab in the light bulb thing she would be the boxer. "who cares I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark"

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