Pet Diaries

Discussion in 'Off-Topic & Chit Chat' started by yvonne, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. yvonne Well-Known Member

    Dog`s diary:

    8am -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9am -- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
    10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
    11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    1pm -- Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
    3pm -- Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
    4pm -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    5pm -- Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
    7pm -- Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    9pm -- Oh Boy! Sleeping by master's bed! My favourite!

    Friday, June 20, 2008 07:59 AM

    Cat`s diary:

    Day 183 of my captivity ... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded .. must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair .. must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. This did not work according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn more about what this is, and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies, or more likely snitches. The dog is routinely released and seem more than happy to return.

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