Hey, who has a dach in here? Tell me all about your doggis We have a longhaired standard dach named Alf. He is 2 years old and loves attention. When he is in the center of attention he is satisfied. If he isnt, he crawl upp in between who ever is speeking. He loves to hunt, sleep and kiss. He has a best friend in our neighbours long haired dachshund Lexi, who is just 6 months younger. Alf getts bored if he doesnt get lots of exercis and mental stimulation. He sleeps in our bed and loves chewing on bones.