//"Those neighbors called the cops."// i don't know why, but this made me bust out laffin so hard! "911, what is your emergency?" "there's a mysterious dog in our house" rofl! or, "we have a break in here at 2010 Jones Street....yes, yes, he's in the house now...his description? well, he has fairly long hair, doesn't talk much, has brown hair and brown eyes.." //"If he's got the Uncle Freddy factor going, it may well be hopeless. (Uncle Freddy feeds your dog under the table at dinner when you're not looking and you're wondering why you can't teach your dog not to beg at the table.)"// I LOVE THIS! PERFECT! "The Uncle Freddy factor"!! boy have i had to deal with several UFFs now and then!