Canine Quotes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic & Chit Chat' started by froix, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. froix New Member

    Just ran into this quote and wondered if any of you know any other quotes.

    "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

    Source: Funny Love Quotes as Told by Kids

  2. jenclerm Experienced Member

    "My little dog, a heartbeat at my feet" -Edith Wharton

    Below is not a qoute but I thought it was very cute just the same.

    Dachshund Property Laws

    1. If I like it, it’s mine

    2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

    3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

    4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

    5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

    6. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

    7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

    8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

    10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.
  3. storm22 Experienced Member

    :love:dogs leave paw prints on our hearts:love:
  4. szecsuani Experienced Member

    "If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

    "In dog years I'm dead."

    "I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."

    "If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

    And I found some more, I'll post them later. :)
  5. yoyopoodle Well-Known Member

    "Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant" - that's a proverb :D
  6. szecsuani Experienced Member

    "A well behaved dog never tries to get you to share your dinner with him. But he looks at you in a way, that you can't eat without a feeling of guilt."

    "A dog is better than a wife: he eats less, drinks less, and allready has a fur coat."

    "They say that love and friendship can't be bought. But you still buy a dog."

    It doesn't matter how much money you have. If you have a dog, you are rich."
  7. maxkaurasky New Member

    "I wonder what goes through his head when he sees us peeing in his favorite water bowl."
  8. szecsuani Experienced Member

    This is sooo cute!!! :D

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