Canine Quotes


Experienced Member
"My little dog, a heartbeat at my feet" -Edith Wharton

Below is not a qoute but I thought it was very cute just the same.

Dachshund Property Laws

1. If I like it, it’s mine

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.


Experienced Member
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

"In dog years I'm dead."

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

And I found some more, I'll post them later. :)


Experienced Member
"A well behaved dog never tries to get you to share your dinner with him. But he looks at you in a way, that you can't eat without a feeling of guilt."

"A dog is better than a wife: he eats less, drinks less, and allready has a fur coat."

"They say that love and friendship can't be bought. But you still buy a dog."

It doesn't matter how much money you have. If you have a dog, you are rich."