Has anyone else seen the rhyming picture book "I'll teach my dog 100 words"? I think it's from the Cat in the Hat series. The book starts out sensibly enough with "sit" and "down" but then goes on to "bake a cake" and playing a trombone , it finishes with, "I think I'll start tomorrow." This is a more realistic version with about 25 behaviours based on Zac's trick list. There are two that are still wish list (nod head and crawl) but I needed them to make it rhyme and Tigerlily (I'm going to name and shame ) said to post it anyway. What can my dog do? My dog can: Run a mile, jump a stile, chase a rabbit and then grab it. He'll kind of retrieve and loves to leg weave. He'll touch my hand, Sit, down and stand. He'll shake a paw, scratch with a claw, nod his head and play dead. Look alive! And give me five, learn to crawl and play basketball. He can pull on a light cord, and ride on a skateboard, climb a tree, and jump over me. He can close the door and beg for more, stack the dishes and campaign for fishes. All of these and lots more too, are the things my dog can do.